Oh, the EPICNESS!!!!!

OK, so my team crashed out at the quarter-final stage 2 days ago."Big Deal"!. Now, time to go over the factors which, added up, led to our defeat at the hands of a team comprising 5th formers. Main reason, a defensive fuck-up!(which of course allowed our opponents to score a totally undeserved goal. The guy made a feeble attempt at goal but no thanks to a serious case of miscommunication between me, the keeper, and the defenders, the ball found it's way into the back of our net). Next, a lack of teamwork, or should I say, passing. 3rd, we got through the group stage by chance of luck.

Our opponents could've gotten a early lead but thanks to a *ahem* magnificent fingertip-save from yours truly, they were denied an early goal (I tipped the ball onto one of the posts). :D

Suffice to say, we didn't really deserve to win and so, we didnt! Simple!

ChUcK NoRrIs o.0

Now....for your viewing pleasure, I present to you a handful (well in fact, the list is obscenely long ;D) of "Chuck Norris Facts", handpicked by moi of course :D (From the site Chuck Norris Facts)
Enjoy, if you may :D

• If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he always says, "Two seconds 'til." After you ask, "Two seconds 'til what?" he roundhouse kicks you in the face.
• The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris' fist.
• What was going through the minds of all of Chuck Norris' victims before they died? His shoe.
• Chuck Norris once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour. He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with his waitress.
• CNN was originally created as the "Chuck Norris Network" to update Americans with on-the-spot ass kicking in real-time.
• Police label anyone attacking Chuck Norris as a Code 45-11.... a suicide.
• Fool me once, shame on you. Fool Chuck Norris once and he will roundhouse you in the face.
• Scientists have estimated that the energy given off during the Big Bang is roughly equal to 1CNRhK (Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick)
• Chuck Norris can divide by zero
• If tapped, a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick could power the country of Australia for 44 minutes.
• Newton's Third Law is wrong: Although it states that for each action, there is an equal and opposite reaction, there is no force equal in reaction to a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.
• In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself.
• Chuck Norris once challenged Lance Armstrong in a "Who has more testicles?" contest. Chuck Norris won by 5
• When taking the SAT, write "Chuck Norris" for every answer. You will score over 8000.
• For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one. For Chuck Norris, each testicle is larger than the other one.
• When you're Chuck Norris, anything + anything is equal to 1. One roundhouse kick to the face.
• In the beginning there was nothing...then Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked that nothing in the face and said "Get a job". That is the story of the universe.
• If you Google search "Chuck Norris getting his ass kicked" you will generate zero results. It just doesn't happen.
• Chuck Norris and Mr. T walked into a bar. The bar was instantly destroyed, as that level of awesome cannot be contained in one building.
• The Bermuda Triangle used to be the Bermuda Square, until Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked one of the corners off.
• Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.
• If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you
• Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.
• When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
• Chuck Norris’ hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.
• There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control..
• Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks don't really kill people. They wipe out their entire existence from the space-time continuum
• If, by some incredible space-time paradox, Chuck Norris would ever fight himself, he'd win. Period.
• Wo hu cang long. The translation from Mandarin Chinese reads: "Crouching Chuck, Hidden Norris"
• When J. Robert Oppenheimer said "I am become death, the destroyer Of worlds", He was not referring to the atomic bomb. He was referring to the Chuck Norris halloween costume he was wearing.
• Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.
• Chuck Norris uses a night light. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris
• When Bruce Banner gets mad, he turns into the Hulk. When the Hulk gets mad, he turns into Chuck Norris.
• Human cloning is outlawed because if Chuck Norris were cloned, then it would be possible for a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick to meet another chuck Norris roundhouse kick. Physicists theorize that this contact would end the universe.
• The original title for Alien vs. Predator was Alien and Predator vs Chuck Norris. The film was cancelled shortly after going into preproduction. No one would pay nine dollars to see a movie fourteen seconds long
• Coroners refer to dead people as "ABC's". Already Been Chucked.
• Chuck Norris never wet his bed as a child. The bed wet itself out of fear
• Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun.
• The 11th commandment is “Thou shalt not piss off Chuck Norris” This commandment is rarely enforced, as it is impossible to accomplish.
• When Arnold says the line "I'll be back" in the first Terminator movie it is implied that is he going to ask Chuck Norris for help.
• Chuck Norris doesn't kill two birds with one stone. Chuck Norris kills all birds, with two stones. The ones in his pants.
• Rules of fighting: 1) Don't bring a knife to a gun fight. 2) Don't bring a gun to a Chuck Norris fight.
• Chuck Norris' pulse is measured on the richter scale.
• Chuck norris doesnt go at the speed of light, he goes at the speed of Norris
• The world's fastest car has 7 gears. 5, 6, and Chuck Norris
• Chuck Norris can watch an episode of 60 minutes in 22 seconds
• Chuck Norris is not only a noun, but a verb.
• Dinosaurs laughed at Chuck Norris
  

P.S. : Download "Chuck Norris: Bring on The Pain" for your mobile. It's one hell of a fun game! At the core, it's a beat-em-up game (oh wait, it's a "Chuck Norris"-em-up game), have fun beating the living shit out of whatever it is you beat in the game (oh, i forgot, shit IS already dead but with Chuck Norris, anything is possible :D)

This is so freakin' random!!!

His Hair....I WANT!!!!!

He goes low, gravelly low, deathly low.... :D
(Try to make sense of the gibberish i've typed, that is IF you can!)

This might be a tad overdue but anyway.... THE EXAMS ARE FINALLY OVER!!!!
But still....the holidays are no better than ordinary schooldays....sigh....
Damnit....my posts are getting more and more random.

Ah yes....the sigs....I am yet to make them but rest assured....I WILL make them.
=)

Argh...

Gonna make a sig, or rather, a few sigs soon. They're most probably gonna look GOD-AWFUL! Why????
Rustiness =)
Darnit, exams in 5 more days!!!

What's a sig???? It's something like this.....(An old one of mine)